As
Iron Fist is gearing up for our first full-length album, I started to think
about albums that I consider to be “perfect.”
That’s a difficult term to define, because it can mean many things
depending on whom you ask. I certainly
have albums that I “love”: Rock and Roll
Over by Kiss comes to mind, as does AC/DC’s Back In Black. But when I
got to thinking about criteria by which a “perfect” album might be judged, I
came up with an entirely different set of conditions that needed to be
met.
This
gets complicated quickly as you consider the makeup of the band. It’s no secret that the core of the band –
myself and Rebel – stretches all the way back to high school. As we move forward from THIS point, however,
it becomes increasingly important to treat IF as a foursome…really five, when you consider the audio expertise that
our sound designer Hans brings to the table.
In order to make sure everyone feels a strong sense of ownership in this
project, then, we need to multiply exponentially the sound concept of what
we’re trying to present.
Hans
had a hard time defining “perfection,” but brought up concepts like the relevance
of an album, how one that is perfect should be defining, that it should “shape
a generation, an artist, a career, a genre, and a fan base.” To make his point, these are some excerpts
from HIS list:
Sgt.
Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles: “Not only was the music so
far from what The Beatles had released previously, it catapulted the musical
experimentation that began in the late-‘60s.”
Master
of Puppets by Metallica: “They showed that you can play fast and loud but
also have intricate lyrics and music that truly tells a story.”
Five
Man Acoustical Jam by Tesla: “They exposed themselves to their fans and
their peers to show their raw talent.
And they didn’t just play the songs acoustically; they rearranged them,
made them fit the environment and the performance without losing the emotion
and feeling of the original.”
Pappy
echoed many of Hans’ ideas, and included the notion that a perfect album should
be socially relevant and stand the test of time. He said that it should be “listenable as a
complete album or by individual songs,” and that of course it needed to “pass
the 'listen-in-the-car' test.” He gave me
four that conformed to those ideals, in no particular order: Born to
Run by Bruce Springsteen, So by
Peter Gabriel, New York by Lou Reed,
and American Idiot by Green Day.
Rebel
cited the first two Boston albums as his choices for perfection. He gave a nod to the need for being
timelessly classic and relevant. Working
through a list of songs, he demonstrated how Boston deals “with issues of life:
relationships, inner peace, working to build a better life, and some good old
party songs.” One thing Rebel mentioned
specifically was about the clarity of the music: “vocals are clean and understandable,
with JAMMIN’ electric guitars.” He
insisted that, musically, a perfect album must “inspire
thought…reflection…evoke feeling.”
Scooby
Drew gave the nod to Led Zeppelin’s Physical
Graffiti as a perfect album for its demonstration of LZ’s versatility. He liked the full display of John Paul Jones’
“masterful arranging talent” and the alternation of virtuosity and riff-mastery
by Jimmy Page. He said “what I like most
about this album is that LZ moved away from the heavy blues of their earlier
albums; while there are obvious blues influences, they don’t dominate.”
For
me, an album that is “perfect” doesn’t necessarily have similarity between all
the songs. I think those songs need to
sound cohesive within the context of
the overall package, but, as in the case of Rock
and Roll Over, the songs have too MUCH similarity. No matter how I love the record – and I DO! –
it’s all one flavor. Same thing with Back in Black: it’s one scoop of vanilla
after another. It leaves me wanting just
a *hint* of chocolate. Ultimately,
that’s what became my defining criteria for a “perfect” album: all the songs
had to SOUND like the artist (that’s the cohesion), but there should be many
flavors to break up an otherwise dull-sounding sameness. Coming in a distant second to that – for me –
is the sense that I don’t want to skip a single track, that doing so would
diminish the majesty of the whole.
Sounds silly in a modern age of being able to pick-and-choose your own
playlist on iTunes, but the whole band comes from an earlier time, when the
entirety of an album was meant to be a statement. By this logic, I’d also rule out Def
Leppard’s Hysteria, an album that is
SO dear to me…and it would be perfect if it was 10 tracks instead of 12. There are just a couple of songs on there
that…well, I could easily skip and still be satisfied. My list of perfect albums would include:
Wrecking
Ball by Bruce Springsteen: I’m a late arrival to the Boss, but Pappy took
me to see this tour and I listened to the album a LOT before the show. Bruce is a chameleon who’s able to move from
fist-pumping rockers to Quaalude-ish waltzes, sometimes from one track to
the next. This whole album just works for
me, and I don’t want to skip a single song.
Destroyer
by Kiss: yeah, there had to be ONE on here, right? The outlandish orchestration by producer Bob
Ezrin alienated many fans from the band’s early years, but for me it all
worked. The whole things sounds
cohesive, and ballads like Beth and Great Expectations are balanced by
stadium-pleasers like Detroit Rock City
and Do You Love Me.
Some
Girls by The Rolling Stones: for me, this is the ultimate. It’s timeless but so much OF its time. The Stones here present an astonishing
cavalcade of personas: hard-driving blues rockers on Lies and When The Whip Comes
Down, a honky-tonk country band on Just
My Imagination and Far Away Eyes,
a white-soul/Motown band for Beast of
Burden and Shattered…hell,
they’re even a disco quintet with their monster hit Miss You. THIS is where I’d
see Iron Fist end up: as a band that is respected (revered?) enough that they
can break out of any stylistic inhibitions and just write and record
SONGS. Cohesive songs. GREAT songs.
So
this is who we are: Bruce and Beatles, Kiss and Zeppelin, Stones and Boston and
Green Day and Peter Gabriel. Lou
Reed. Can you dig it? I knew
that you could!